新建文档——双手放在键盘上做好准备动作——还是找找灵感吧——打开网页——打开社交媒体——点开猫猫视频——嘿嘿嘿好可爱。
上面是谁的监控录像带,我清楚,你大概也清楚。
漫画家John Atkinson把这些创作者都很有同感的生活小场景用可爱的画风呈现了出来。漫画看似简洁灵巧,但其中蕴含的生活洞察一点都不简单。
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这或许是写作者的归宿吗?
——写不出x n
——写出了没人看的东西。
The Uncreative Process: Gave up writing novel. Gave up writing short story. Gave up writing screenplay. Gave up writing blog. Gave up writing comment. Wrote universally ignored tweet.
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我相信猫咪是外星人派来毁灭人类文明的重要一环。
Working From Home With Emily Dickinson: Hope is the thing with feathers. Distraction is the thing with cat videos.
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大文豪创作时也会分心,所以,我先去吃个冰淇淋冷静一下躁动的大脑。
Shakespeare in Quarantine: “King Lear Act 1, Scene 1”. I think I’ve been wearing this same ruff and doublet for like a month. Focus Bill! Focus!!!
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“我喜欢吃咸豆花。”
“噢,我吃甜的。”
“南北对立!”
Colonial Salem 1692: I’m the most pious person here. That sounds like hubris. Witch!!!
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如果不能逃离生活,那就享受生活吧。
Sisyphus on Vacation.
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#OOTD #重点色 #点亮穿搭的时尚单品
#撞色 #搭配 #海洋时尚
Blue Whale. new hat. Not So Blue Whale.
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确实不太可控,但是勉强能用啦。
Early Aeronauts: Wow, this is such an impressive accomplishment! Ya, we’re still working on baggage claim.
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不试试怎么知道自己确实不行呢?
Bread Making Instructions: find a list of what you will need. discover you only have two of the ingredients. reward your attempt.
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大概也是我的咖啡因耐受进化史。
Weekly Coffee Evolution.
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所以,你究竟是要派一个杀手去,还是打算成就一段罗曼蒂克故事,还是都是?
Fairy Godfather: They’ve gone against the family. Go there and make them understand. Take the pumpkin.
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两条腿的王子多的是,会说话的青蛙不好找。
Reality Tale: If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a handsome prince. I’d rather have a talking frog.
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“太倒霉了,一出便利店人类的头就掉到地上化了,我一口都没吃。”
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好巧,你也996哇。
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结论是:无论如何都要喝咖啡。
Caffeine Causality Loop: need coffee to wake up——too much coffee, can’t sleep——not enough sleep, can’t wake up
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没有搜索引擎,在现代社会寸步难行。
Associative Memory Function: short-term. verbal. spatial. visual. google.
从历史、文学,再到生活细节、流行文化,加拿大漫画家John Atkinson都能从中找到幽默的切入点。John Atkinson即是漫画家,又是语言魔术师,他对文字游戏的喜爱甚至延续到了他的博客名称——“Wrong Hands”。为什么叫“错误的手”?有两个原因。一是玩了一个英语梗“falls into the wrong hands”——原意为“落入错误的人手里”,而这儿的意思是,作品发布之后会被如何理解与阐释,已经不受创作者控制了;二是John Atkinson是左撇子,而这些漫画却都是他用右手在电脑上画的,故称“错误的手”。
如果对着空空如也的文档一筹莫展,不如起来走一走,吃个水果,喝杯咖啡,灵感与幽默就藏在各种生活的细节里。
对了,我们正在采访这位可可爱爱的漫画家哦,如果你也有对他好奇的地方,欢迎你尽情地在评论区留下提问~
还想看更多的可爱小漫画,可以访问漫画家的主页:https://wronghands1.com 或Instagram:@wrong.hands
(本文涉及的漫画作品已获授权翻译发布,作品知识产权与发行权均归John Atkinson所有。)
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